I have to report that I have been attacked by some sort of monster bug. I don't know when it came or what it looked like, but at some point through the night, it got me. My forehead has grown a large red lump with several little holes/bitemarks. It's freakishly large and a little frightening. The worst part is imagining whatever thing did this to me crawling all over my face while I sleep. GROSS.
I wonder if the monster laid eggs in my forehead. Maybe I will be giving birth to little monsters soon. I am getting the heeby jeebies just thinking of what this thing did to me.... blehhhh.
Oooooh myyyyy goosssshhhhh!!!!! That's disgusting! hahaha, did you ever get that checked out?? Seriously, my forehead is itching so bad right now just thinking about that.... think i need to vomit.... gross!
ReplyDeletebut really funny, because it's not me... hahaha poor curtis.
(so glad you blog! i'm horrible with mine. new years resolution?... maybe... )